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Paytonisms for August 2014

  Hallmark should really come out with a “sorry, I banged your...

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Words by: Henry Thompson   Imagine, you or someone else is told by a...

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Judas Priest: Redeemer of Souls

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Words by: Henry Thompson   Imagine, you or someone else is told by a...

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Paytonisms for August 2014

  Hallmark should really come out with a “sorry, I banged your...

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Check It, It’ll Make You Purr

If you’re planning to attend CHAMPS Denver, you owe it to yourself to...

My “Little Spiel”

I was going to build a deck this summer. True story. Also pointless. But to...

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Title says it all. If you fancy yourself glass-savvy then it’s time to...

Because you’re Going To Put It In Our Mouth…

Words by: Adam Hopkins I have Chinese made parts in my car. I have Chinese...

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